Events Unlimited, Exclusive Santa Claus Photos!
Santa Claus, caught on the beach this summer. A Events Unlimited Exclusive Story!
The ever so famous Mr. Claus, AKA: Santa, Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Jolly old Elf, and many more… Caught on the beach during his summer vacation. Much like the ever so popular Mel Gibson tapes from Radar Online, we will only be leaking a few of these pictures at a time. Stay tuned for more developments on the elf and his whereabouts.
For now- Feast your eyes on this:
Santa is schocked to be found by our staff Photo Grapher who was assigned to follow him on a company provided vacation.
Mr. Claus gets a bit excited when he sees our photographer on the beach. We all know the old guy. He is always happy to see anyone- but when our staff photographer: Poppa Razzi (a disgruntled former workshop elf who now works for us) moseyed upon this undisclosed private remote beach location and found a giant red elf spread out in the sun – the sprite old guy was a little nonplussed. Poppa Razzi described the encounter as both exciting and extremely frightening as the elf was upset. He is reported to have been very displeased that his vacation and relaxation time was being interrupted. (But that is what happens when you take a trip on the company dime!)
We are glad to be the first to bring you these candid Santa on Vacation shots.
Unfortunately Poppa Razzi only got a couple of shots as Santa made his escape. But he has now made it his goal to bring us endless Santa Claus shots from this vacation, stating that this initial encounter created what he described in a later phone call to our offices as a “Blood war.”
Mr. Razzi was unwilling to clarify any further details regarding the encounter and would only state that he was “committed to providing us with more Candid shots of the elf, so that we can be sure to understand exactly what type of guy he is…”
Mr. Claus was unavailable for comment on the photos.
Santa Runs away.
Santa Claus has never been known as much of a runner, but somehow he managed to run away very quickly this day on the beach. Mr. Razzi reported that Santa moved so quickly his speed was comparable to a bolt of lightning, and that the Big Guy moved with the grace of a gazelle.
While Claus got away this time, we are in possession of his itinerary and have access to all his reservation info- so you can rest assured there will be more news from Santa’s vacation.
Until then, make sure that you are up to date with all your upcoming holiday party planning- as there are only a few weekends to have a holiday party- and our Decembers book up very quickly.
We have created a great guide for holiday planners which is available for free here on our site. We also have a list of great holiday party ideas for entertainment and game rentals.
But the bottom line is while Santa is spending his time out on the beach, running from photographers, and relaxing for the upcoming holiday season… We all need to think about what we will be needing from him this year, setting our dates aside and placing reservations so that we can throw parties that will make him proud.